late but not lost

All pirates can be lost at sea, but most do not care or even know they are lost for the life they live is that of a pirate and it is sort and can stop at any time so aas long as they can be a pirate it does not matter lost or not. 

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hen you are sick as a Pirate you are sick or are you sick as a pirate  ????

Why does one have to stop being a Pirate? The life is good hey say in a song and you get to wear cool hats, so why stop? 

To fail is just OK for most if it happens just once in a while, but for a Pirate just once can be the rope and a sort drop and stop.

Life in jail as a Pirate

When you fix the boat and think you are ready to sail you always find one more thing that has to be fixed, and it is never easy. 

When your a great pirate others want to be you, and they use your name to take from others, that would be OK if I got a share. The problem is all I get is more people wanting to hang me...

Some times you feel like you are just tied to main on a sinking ship.

There is no where to hide when you are wanted. The nice thing is it is not me that is wanted, yet.

When you look you find below, top and in between. 

The more you do the more they want. Even if it is your blood. You would think " if I give my all I will get a greater reward"  no no in the pirate world. the more you give the more you become a problem to others who can't keep up and now look bad. The only ones who wish you could give more is the wench and the wife, even then you don't always get the reward you want , well sometimes you do . 

What happens when you see someone that looks like someone and they are hot ? do you tell them or hope they are that someone just in a different place.

The time spent as a pirate gives very little time for a family, yet everyone that works has very little time for family. So as a pirate it is just easier to have lots of families in every port. That way as a pirate yo make a better family man because no matter where you go you can spend time with your family.

Today is a pirates birthday, and the big problem is what do you get a pirate for their birthday ? A pirate can get what they want , one way or another. Maybe just keep them from hurting them self might be the best gift you could give.

Why is it when you want to change something you can't and if you need to change something you can't and if you don't want to it changes?

When your a pirate on the high seas some times you just don't get back to port as soon as you want. Then being a pirate getting back is as soon as I want.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good fight, food, fun and females.

Today was not like any day of a pirate, the crew got a stern lecture from the captain on safety. Now why would any pirate worth his cutlass ever worry about safety? As a pirate you don't have a real long life span and the risk just being at sea are bad, not to bring up the pl underling or pillaging. And some days I would risk it all for just one reward, like ...

As a pirate one sometimes wonders why would you even get up in the morning after all the troubles of the day. Well......

The most fun a pirate can have is on Halloween because he does not have to dress up..

When you don't do what you do, that some times is the most fun unless what you do is being a pirate then it doesn't matter if you do or don't do.