Thursday, September 9, 2010







When a ship mate gets sick they get well or go to the briny deep it's that simple. When they are wounded, they receive a greater portion of the booty. This is because they worked for it , when they got sick they did not work for it. So why do people think that those who don't work for something should get something? Yes not all who get sick choice to get sick, but all who get sick don't always stay healthy. Yes you can get the pox from wenches who are foul, but that is your choice. So to stay healthy and stay with good wenches.

Monday, August 23, 2010







I got it and I do not want it. Yes I was given a BLACK SPOT by one of the crew. Now I have to find a new ship and a whole new crew. Sorry times ahead. The only nice part is I don't have to give up wenches.....

Monday, August 16, 2010







Why do you judge the way some one thinks when you have no clue as to what they think? People think pirates only pillage and plunder and pirates live outside the law. Pirates don't live outside the law the law is out side to them. Bilge ! I say there are Letters of Marque that give one the right to pirate just like a war ship sinks an enemy's' boat in war time. The big problem is that no one ask why pirates do what they do. Pirates most of the time just speak their mind , that is what really gets them in trouble. People are afraid of pirates because they don't think like they do !!! Besides most of the time pirates think about wenches.....



Thursday, August 12, 2010
















When you help pirate a crew there is no better time. The crew becomes a unit and you are part of it. Avast! there are the times that others, Bilge-sucking idiots, that don't like your negative attitude, hey what kind of attitude does it take to be a pirate anyway!!! I got tossed to the fish the other day by some of those Bilge-suckers. One was mate, well I thought he was. Well the nice thing my crew is still my crew and if I work at I can have a full crew of wenches, now that would be the pirates' life for me!!!

Saturday, July 31, 2010







To learn to pirate is not a one week class nor a simple task.



It takes a life time learn the ropes and not be hung by one.



There is no right nor wrong to being a pirate just being one.



So why become a pirate when the life could be so sort.



Because the life of a pirate is the life of a pirate.






Sunday, July 25, 2010

Having guest visit is most, fun having a wench visit is even more fun, having my sister a great wench is wildly fun...

Monday, July 5, 2010




It is not always nice to have a guest. When someone shows up to boat and stays around till meal time or when one is a wench en is is not a guest. Why do some people not learn that as a pirate uninvited guest don't show again.