Sunday, March 13, 2011







What happens when the trusted captain turns out not to tell the truth ? Now as a pirate yes you have to tell a few lies, and most of them are to wenches, but to lie to your crew, not the right thing. The next time in battle one might not watch the captains' back or even not aim so well with my pistol. To not deal the truth will only get a losing hand. Except with wenches where it could get you a hand full...

Wednesday, February 23, 2011







Why is is it when you finish something people say you "killed it " and if you killed it people look at you strange, and if you kill, people don't like you at all. As a pirate sometimes you have to kill and to tell the truth you really never talk about it. You sit at the inn talking to a nice wench and whisper " hey I just slit some poor guys guts open today before I took over his ship" , or " I had to hack a British sailor to bits before he tried to kill me, it was a mess it took hours to get all the blood off me" One does not talk about killing. On the other hand if you give me trouble I will kill you.

Friday, February 18, 2011







It is nice sometimes to think that as a pirate you might get some respect. I carry a gun, sword, a few knifes, hatchet and a club, that is just what you see. So one might think that people would show some respect, but NO, most people view you as just a pirate. They say one has to earn respect ,well as a pirate I do. I pillage, plunder, take over ships, ransack towns, all kinds of stuff that you would think could earn a guy some respect. The only respect a pirate usually gets is from wenches ( if you have gold ) and that's not all that bad of respect. So how does a pirate get respect?

Saturday, February 5, 2011







Why do people think pirate are not fun people, why we like games and sports, maybe not like you might play but we do play.

Saturday, January 22, 2011







It takes a long time to collect so much stuff that you have to clean out stuff for more stuff. The nice part of being a pirate is you don't have a lot of stuff. There is just no where to keep it. The only things you really get to keep is the things you got the day before, because today there could be new stuff or no stuff and a rope around your neck. Most of the stuff as a pirate you have you wear. Other than that it is memories, and scars.

Friday, January 21, 2011







I though I would try a new life style this year. You know meet new people , travel, adventure, hot babes. So I think a pirates' life for me. Hey I am a pirate so why would I want to change.