Having guest visit is most, fun having a wench visit is even more fun, having my sister a great wench is wildly fun...

It is not always nice to have a guest. When someone shows up to boat and stays around till meal time or when one is a wench en is is not a guest. Why do some people not learn that as a pirate uninvited guest don't show again.

The day is at hand, independence yes freedom. Now from what you say as a pirate I don't know. As a pirate I am free all the time. Others might need to be free from oppression or KINGS , OWNERS, JOBS or LIFE. As for me I am free I am a pirate. But a day to celebrate is always a good day.

As a pirate it some days all about the hat. Yes the hat.

Why is it when pirates go off to hide the treasure it is always some wild hike and difficult trail that has to have maps and codes and tattooed on ones back ? One would think that if you hide it well you would not need a map to find it, and if you died you could care less if someone else got it or not. When you find a good wench you don't hide her on some island and draw out a map where to find her again, you remember. Hey a good wench is a good treasure!

Wenches with guns how much fun. You know as a pirate everyone you know , well that you kinda know has a sword or knife and good friends have pistols. This is importune to maintain the life of a pirate because one never knows when you might need to barrow a sword or have a friend step in and give you a hand to keep you from swinging free. So the idea of wenches with pistols is just cool encase of a duel.

Sick at sea not sea sick. As a pirate ones does not get sea sick , yet one can be sick at sea. Today is one of those days. Not much one can do but hang over the rail and feed the fish last nights dinner. No time to rest and get better, one could rest then one would be left out on some Island to recover and hope they would return for you some day. One could also hope that some lovely wench would just comfort me as I was sick . Reality just hope that I would get better, so I can be alive to see some sweet wench to make me feel better.