To learn to pirate is not a one week class nor a simple task.

It takes a life time learn the ropes and not be hung by one.

There is no right nor wrong to being a pirate just being one.

So why become a pirate when the life could be so sort.

Because the life of a pirate is the life of a pirate.

Having guest visit is most, fun having a wench visit is even more fun, having my sister a great wench is wildly fun...

It is not always nice to have a guest. When someone shows up to boat and stays around till meal time or when one is a wench en is is not a guest. Why do some people not learn that as a pirate uninvited guest don't show again.

The day is at hand, independence yes freedom. Now from what you say as a pirate I don't know. As a pirate I am free all the time. Others might need to be free from oppression or KINGS , OWNERS, JOBS or LIFE. As for me I am free I am a pirate. But a day to celebrate is always a good day.

As a pirate it some days all about the hat. Yes the hat.

Why is it when pirates go off to hide the treasure it is always some wild hike and difficult trail that has to have maps and codes and tattooed on ones back ? One would think that if you hide it well you would not need a map to find it, and if you died you could care less if someone else got it or not. When you find a good wench you don't hide her on some island and draw out a map where to find her again, you remember. Hey a good wench is a good treasure!

Wenches with guns how much fun. You know as a pirate everyone you know , well that you kinda know has a sword or knife and good friends have pistols. This is importune to maintain the life of a pirate because one never knows when you might need to barrow a sword or have a friend step in and give you a hand to keep you from swinging free. So the idea of wenches with pistols is just cool encase of a duel.