When you don't do what you do, that some times is the most fun unless what you do is being a pirate then it doesn't matter if you do or don't do.

Up in the morning, well up when I get up. life as a pirate has its rewards. Like with whom and when we get up in the moring.

Hey it is pirate time, and it is always time for pirates.

It is hard today to be a pirate with all the bad press, and movie hype. I liked the old pirates just pillage rape and plunder. Of course now you can not say rape because it is violent towards women. I think I will just say pillage have sex with wild women and wenches etc and plunder. Oh it is nice to be a pirate. .

The ship has been at dock for almost a month now, and with money in my pocket and wenches at my side I can't remember why I am witting this ...

When a mate does not follow orders do you run them through right then and there or do you flog them latter ? On the other hand do let fate take over and let the experience kill them ? Because they are a mate and as a pirate you do watch out out for each other, you would hope that this would be an easy answer. It is not that this happens in battle, that is an easy answer if they don't obey they die by your hand or the enemies. This has to do with mates and whences and bar maids. Why do the young not follow the advice of those that have been there and done that?

What happens when the trusted captain turns out not to tell the truth ? Now as a pirate yes you have to tell a few lies, and most of them are to wenches, but to lie to your crew, not the right thing. The next time in battle one might not watch the captains' back or even not aim so well with my pistol. To not deal the truth will only get a losing hand. Except with wenches where it could get you a hand full...