Even as a pirate there is nothing quite as great as a visit from Mom. Yes it is true that some moms are , well worse then scurvy dogs. The visit from my folks on the other hand is a great joy and re-confirms why I am a Pirate. I am like my Mom, one of the truly great pirates. When you come from a fine line of Pirates nothing makes you prouder then to show off your living pirate heritage. (I just wish I was captain of my own ship and not sailing one of hers)