As a Pirate I never thought that I might need to change the way I am. Then I thought about what if the ship ever goes down or what if I fall over board? Well I might have to drop a few pounds, well a more like a lot of pounds. Oh well if I don't I will still be a Pirate, and if I do I might live a few more days. Then there are the wenches, if I lose a few pounds will I get more ? So far no trouble, yet the what if is still a idea and a fun one...