Saturday, October 23, 2010







"All for one and one for all? " I always thought that was kind of the way it should be and was. I have a new captain ( for now ) WHO DOES NOT FOLLOW THE CODE. That is to say from some he expects more and they get the same when treasure is split, as those who do less. It is some what not so ethical if a pirate could be ethical. I would worry some if I thought this captain would last, I am sure he will not end well, there are a few wenches that will have him in , or the crew will cast him out. As for me I do what I do as a pirate and get the share that I get, for I just spend it on wenches and lust.

Sunday, October 17, 2010







I captained the ship for three hours and fended off an attack form a British man-a-war yet no one saw. The main crew was off at shore leave and I was in charge. The crew was just the young back up gang that knew me as a good ol pirate. My day of glory was almost ill spent, risk life in hopes of fame and no on cared but the crew who lived. Well the stories they will tell might help with wenches and a few bar maids, but it will not secure my own ship or get me promoted to first mate. Oh well a good fight and good stories are worth the risk,.. for in the end all that counts is being a pirate and good wenches.

Friday, October 8, 2010







As a Pirate I never thought that I might need to change the way I am. Then I thought about what if the ship ever goes down or what if I fall over board? Well I might have to drop a few pounds, well a more like a lot of pounds. Oh well if I don't I will still be a Pirate, and if I do I might live a few more days. Then there are the wenches, if I lose a few pounds will I get more ? So far no trouble, yet the what if is still a idea and a fun one...

Saturday, September 25, 2010







Why is one race better than some other? As a pirate you are a pirate you could be from Spain , or from China or from France , or Africa, or even England( as long as you weren't English) you would still be a pirate. The same is more true for wenches.

Thursday, September 16, 2010











When you work with a good crew everything goes right. Even as a pirate there is a right and wrong. The one thing thing you don't need to do as a pirate is to ask one of your crew to lie for ya. Now if it be a good cause like a wench or for gold or maybe keep from swinging a lie is a good thing. But to ask a crew member to lie just to puff up your self and look good to the other pirates that is not a good pirate, it is more like an English officer . (Lie to a wench is fine, if she is fine !!! )

Thursday, September 9, 2010







When a ship mate gets sick they get well or go to the briny deep it's that simple. When they are wounded, they receive a greater portion of the booty. This is because they worked for it , when they got sick they did not work for it. So why do people think that those who don't work for something should get something? Yes not all who get sick choice to get sick, but all who get sick don't always stay healthy. Yes you can get the pox from wenches who are foul, but that is your choice. So to stay healthy and stay with good wenches.

Monday, August 23, 2010







I got it and I do not want it. Yes I was given a BLACK SPOT by one of the crew. Now I have to find a new ship and a whole new crew. Sorry times ahead. The only nice part is I don't have to give up wenches.....