Why is it that many pictures of pirates have us as skeletons? Are we just dead to the rest of the world , or do others think of us as no heart or no life we are just bones that sail ships and wear cool hats? You don't see a wench like that just pirates. That I am grateful for.

Christmas day for pirates is like Christmas day for anyone. It is Christmas day. And what does a pirate do on Christmas day, well any thing he wants he is a pirate you know!!!

It can be said that there were no freckled face pirates. This is odd in that most of the time a pirate was out in the sun and many pirates were from good Norse stock or even Irish. But I can think of no freckled pirates . Now as for wenches,, that is to say I don't think I can name them all..... nor could I count all freckles.

I find that I am really the captain of my pirate ship. I am not the acting pirate captain, but I am the captain of my own ship. The problem is would I make myself walk the blank ?

The big problem on a pirate ship is your own junk. There just is not room to keep much. It is not like there is some where on shore you can store your things that going to be there when you get back , that is if you ever go back to the same place more than twice a year. I have thought of having a wench or two hold things for me , but if I'm not there they are not my wenches. That is just the truth of it. So what do you do with your stuff? Maybe that is why pirates just collect wenches and memories.

Why do people start fires on boats? You would think that if you are on a all wooden ship with black powder you would not want a fire started. It is not a fire that you are thinking about about it is a fire of words not wood. As a pirate you are on a ship out at sea with a crew, by the way have knifes, guns, swords, etc. And to start a fire of words can only end up with more than a few hurt feelings. ( more likely death ) I am not saying we should all be happy it is just there is a time and place to bring up words that will start a fire. Like when a wench is on your lap is not the best time to bring up that she might have gained some weight.

When you travel the ocean blue some times you don't get to pick the crew. I had the opportunity to sail to the west with a mate who had lost much of their thought or reason to rum . I do not say they were drunk the whole time, it is just they must of been drunk most of their life to be in this state. It does make me think that the next time in port I will stay with the wenches not the rum...

"All for one and one for all? " I always thought that was kind of the way it should be and was. I have a new captain ( for now ) WHO DOES NOT FOLLOW THE CODE. That is to say from some he expects more and they get the same when treasure is split, as those who do less. It is some what not so ethical if a pirate could be ethical. I would worry some if I thought this captain would last, I am sure he will not end well, there are a few wenches that will have him in , or the crew will cast him out. As for me I do what I do as a pirate and get the share that I get, for I just spend it on wenches and lust.

I captained the ship for three hours and fended off an attack form a British man-a-war yet no one saw. The main crew was off at shore leave and I was in charge. The crew was just the young back up gang that knew me as a good ol pirate. My day of glory was almost ill spent, risk life in hopes of fame and no on cared but the crew who lived. Well the stories they will tell might help with wenches and a few bar maids, but it will not secure my own ship or get me promoted to first mate. Oh well a good fight and good stories are worth the risk,.. for in the end all that counts is being a pirate and good wenches.

As a Pirate I never thought that I might need to change the way I am. Then I thought about what if the ship ever goes down or what if I fall over board? Well I might have to drop a few pounds, well a more like a lot of pounds. Oh well if I don't I will still be a Pirate, and if I do I might live a few more days. Then there are the wenches, if I lose a few pounds will I get more ? So far no trouble, yet the what if is still a idea and a fun one...

Why is one race better than some other? As a pirate you are a pirate you could be from Spain , or from China or from France , or Africa, or even England( as long as you weren't English) you would still be a pirate. The same is more true for wenches.

When you work with a good crew everything goes right. Even as a pirate there is a right and wrong. The one thing thing you don't need to do as a pirate is to ask one of your crew to lie for ya. Now if it be a good cause like a wench or for gold or maybe keep from swinging a lie is a good thing. But to ask a crew member to lie just to puff up your self and look good to the other pirates that is not a good pirate, it is more like an English officer . (Lie to a wench is fine, if she is fine !!! )

When a ship mate gets sick they get well or go to the briny deep it's that simple. When they are wounded, they receive a greater portion of the booty. This is because they worked for it , when they got sick they did not work for it. So why do people think that those who don't work for something should get something? Yes not all who get sick choice to get sick, but all who get sick don't always stay healthy. Yes you can get the pox from wenches who are foul, but that is your choice. So to stay healthy and stay with good wenches.

I got it and I do not want it. Yes I was given a BLACK SPOT by one of the crew. Now I have to find a new ship and a whole new crew. Sorry times ahead. The only nice part is I don't have to give up wenches.....

Why do you judge the way some one thinks when you have no clue as to what they think? People think pirates only pillage and plunder and pirates live outside the law. Pirates don't live outside the law the law is out side to them. Bilge ! I say there are Letters of Marque that give one the right to pirate just like a war ship sinks an enemy's' boat in war time. The big problem is that no one ask why pirates do what they do. Pirates most of the time just speak their mind , that is what really gets them in trouble. People are afraid of pirates because they don't think like they do !!! Besides most of the time pirates think about wenches.....

When you help pirate a crew there is no better time. The crew becomes a unit and you are part of it. Avast! there are the times that others, Bilge-sucking idiots, that don't like your negative attitude, hey what kind of attitude does it take to be a pirate anyway!!! I got tossed to the fish the other day by some of those Bilge-suckers. One was mate, well I thought he was. Well the nice thing my crew is still my crew and if I work at I can have a full crew of wenches, now that would be the pirates' life for me!!!

To learn to pirate is not a one week class nor a simple task.

It takes a life time learn the ropes and not be hung by one.

There is no right nor wrong to being a pirate just being one.

So why become a pirate when the life could be so sort.

Because the life of a pirate is the life of a pirate.