There is no where to hide when you are wanted. The nice thing is it is not me that is wanted, yet.

When you look you find below, top and in between. 

The more you do the more they want. Even if it is your blood. You would think " if I give my all I will get a greater reward"  no no in the pirate world. the more you give the more you become a problem to others who can't keep up and now look bad. The only ones who wish you could give more is the wench and the wife, even then you don't always get the reward you want , well sometimes you do . 

What happens when you see someone that looks like someone and they are hot ? do you tell them or hope they are that someone just in a different place.

The time spent as a pirate gives very little time for a family, yet everyone that works has very little time for family. So as a pirate it is just easier to have lots of families in every port. That way as a pirate yo make a better family man because no matter where you go you can spend time with your family.

Today is a pirates birthday, and the big problem is what do you get a pirate for their birthday ? A pirate can get what they want , one way or another. Maybe just keep them from hurting them self might be the best gift you could give.

Why is it when you want to change something you can't and if you need to change something you can't and if you don't want to it changes?

When your a pirate on the high seas some times you just don't get back to port as soon as you want. Then being a pirate getting back is as soon as I want.