As a pirate it easy to kill, yes I said kill. You don't have a choice most of the time it is kill or be killed, or hung that is still being killed just it takes longer. The problem I have today is I want to kill but there is no threat to me . I just want to kill. This sounds so wrong and I am sure it is but if you had a day like the other day you would want to kill too. Now I haven't yet killed anyone so I think I am OK , but given the opportunity I might.

The hard part of being a pirate is sleep. Yes pirates do sleep, not very much. There is the rocking of the ship, the shanty songs to keep the watch awake, the worry of who might not like you this week and stab you in the back. Then there is what did I do last week? I don't remember.. Who was that wench, and the other wench , and oh, will I say something in my sleep that the other crew might hear. Maybe this is why most pirates daydream there is no time to dream at night. Sleep or no sleep a pirates life for me .. good night.

You would think that a pirate would love Valentines' day, I wouldn't know what day it was unless a wench told me and then it would be too late. I love wenches and ladies and such, but to hold one day better that the rest ..it might be nice if I knew what day it was , but as a pirate it is just another day ..OH TO BE A PIRATE!

Just when you think your worth your salt, you find out your number 101 on the list of 100. You are told that you count as a member of the crew. And boy it be told the truth you are expected to count everyone and not fail them, because you are 100% responsible. But the captain does not need to be, nor his first mate. Why they aer just too busy to be held responsible for their actions. Lucky I am a pirate I can vote the rat off the ship or kill him. Or as a pirate I can do nothing and not worry what number I am and care less about what the captain does as long as I get to be a pirate and chase wenches and fight for treasure, and just be a pirate.

Information. Way too much is required and most of it is just to show how much power you have or how much knowledge you have. As a pirate, it is good to know some information like where the next Spanish ship loaded with gold might be or where the British Navy might be patrolling. But sometimes it is just as fun to go out there and risk it all for the love of the adventure. Information is not needed to be a pirate just the love of an adventurer and wenches. Oh yea did I bring up wenches ?

I was asked why so many wenches, duh!!!! silly thing to ask a pirate.

Her red hair ....wow the life of a pirate has almost forgotten that wench. Yet I knew her sister, I knew her and her family ,I even wanted to ...well it was a long time ago. Now there she is again a glimpse on a dock just standing there. Should I say hi or just row on past. Life as a pirate is good and to stop I think I would have to clean myself up some and be well respectable. Na...I'll stay a pirate.

Way to many ships in the water lanes today! And allot of them pirates. How do you rob pirates? And do you want to board a pirate ship ... I kinda know what is on board most pirate ships, so why would I want to take what I have ??? There needs to be less pirates or people who act like pirates and be more treasure ships out there . Life would be nice if you only knew there were treasure on the high seas and not whalers or slave ships or the British Navy and more pirates.