Merry Christmas to all and to all a good fight, food, fun and females.

Today was not like any day of a pirate, the crew got a stern lecture from the captain on safety. Now why would any pirate worth his cutlass ever worry about safety? As a pirate you don't have a real long life span and the risk just being at sea are bad, not to bring up the pl underling or pillaging. And some days I would risk it all for just one reward, like ...

As a pirate one sometimes wonders why would you even get up in the morning after all the troubles of the day. Well......

The most fun a pirate can have is on Halloween because he does not have to dress up..

When you don't do what you do, that some times is the most fun unless what you do is being a pirate then it doesn't matter if you do or don't do.

Up in the morning, well up when I get up. life as a pirate has its rewards. Like with whom and when we get up in the moring.

Hey it is pirate time, and it is always time for pirates.

It is hard today to be a pirate with all the bad press, and movie hype. I liked the old pirates just pillage rape and plunder. Of course now you can not say rape because it is violent towards women. I think I will just say pillage have sex with wild women and wenches etc and plunder. Oh it is nice to be a pirate. .

The ship has been at dock for almost a month now, and with money in my pocket and wenches at my side I can't remember why I am witting this ...

When a mate does not follow orders do you run them through right then and there or do you flog them latter ? On the other hand do let fate take over and let the experience kill them ? Because they are a mate and as a pirate you do watch out out for each other, you would hope that this would be an easy answer. It is not that this happens in battle, that is an easy answer if they don't obey they die by your hand or the enemies. This has to do with mates and whences and bar maids. Why do the young not follow the advice of those that have been there and done that?

What happens when the trusted captain turns out not to tell the truth ? Now as a pirate yes you have to tell a few lies, and most of them are to wenches, but to lie to your crew, not the right thing. The next time in battle one might not watch the captains' back or even not aim so well with my pistol. To not deal the truth will only get a losing hand. Except with wenches where it could get you a hand full...

Why is is it when you finish something people say you "killed it " and if you killed it people look at you strange, and if you kill, people don't like you at all. As a pirate sometimes you have to kill and to tell the truth you really never talk about it. You sit at the inn talking to a nice wench and whisper " hey I just slit some poor guys guts open today before I took over his ship" , or " I had to hack a British sailor to bits before he tried to kill me, it was a mess it took hours to get all the blood off me" One does not talk about killing. On the other hand if you give me trouble I will kill you.

It is nice sometimes to think that as a pirate you might get some respect. I carry a gun, sword, a few knifes, hatchet and a club, that is just what you see. So one might think that people would show some respect, but NO, most people view you as just a pirate. They say one has to earn respect ,well as a pirate I do. I pillage, plunder, take over ships, ransack towns, all kinds of stuff that you would think could earn a guy some respect. The only respect a pirate usually gets is from wenches ( if you have gold ) and that's not all that bad of respect. So how does a pirate get respect?

Why do people think pirate are not fun people, why we like games and sports, maybe not like you might play but we do play.

It takes a long time to collect so much stuff that you have to clean out stuff for more stuff. The nice part of being a pirate is you don't have a lot of stuff. There is just no where to keep it. The only things you really get to keep is the things you got the day before, because today there could be new stuff or no stuff and a rope around your neck. Most of the stuff as a pirate you have you wear. Other than that it is memories, and scars.

I though I would try a new life style this year. You know meet new people , travel, adventure, hot babes. So I think a pirates' life for me. Hey I am a pirate so why would I want to change.