The real nice thing about working as a pirate is that you know it is going to be the same job forever. It does not need to go to "Lean Management", "Just-in-Time Delivery", SIGMA 6, ISO 2100 or anything else that is new on the horizon. As a pirate you just need to watch the horizon and pirate. The need to be trained and have team- building exercises for pirates is like telling a crab not to pinch. As a pirate it is just natural to pirate or you wouldn't do it. So don't try to change me. I like being a pirate.